2010 was an epicly sexifying year for us Flavor Savers with Bonnaroo, I AM Fest at House of Blues, and the Air Guitar World Championships topping the list. We had some wonderful experiences that’s for sure, but more importantly we found a way to channel our ridiculously sexy talents and use them for the greater good of humanity. For the second year in a row, FS participated in the mustache themed charity Movember, where you grow a mustache for the month of November and raise awareness and money for prostate and testicular cancer.
Our Chicago based team, Flavor Savers & Friends raised around $4,000 which amounts to 32.5 balls and 3 prostates salvaged. We got things kicked off at our annual Mid-Movember fundraiser in Chicago.
Romeo, Rodney and Bronco cold chillin’ at the Mid-Movember fundraiser
We were also invited to perform at the Chicago, St. Louis, and Toronto galas and played in front of roughly 6,000 people. This equals about 5,532 testicles rocked and just over 3,000 panties wet. These are rough figures of course.
Hotcicle, Rodney, and Romeo kickin’ it at St. Louis Stache Bash fundraiser
Chad, Romeo, Aaron and Rodney at St. Louis Stache Bash
On top of that, Flavor Saver and U.S. Air Guitar Champion, Romeo Dance Cheetah, was invited to perform at all three of these galas and in St. Louis he did the national anthem Jimmy Hendrix style!
Romeo Dance Cheetah performs at St. Louis Stache Bash fundraiser
Romeo was also invited as a “special guest celebrity” at Joliet based fundraiser, Corner Stone, to perform and confuse most of the attendees while helping to raise money for kids with special needs. Thank you Cathy and Cornerstone for having us!
We’re also contributing content to Mustaches vs Cancer website and helping to spread word on their worthy cause. Definitely check these guys out if your in the NYC area for 2011. http://www.mustachesvscancer.org/
We’re looking forward to what 2011 has to offer and hoping to use the power of the ridiculous to do even more good. We leave you with a mustached power poem from our talented writer friend LUNCHBOX. Happy New Year and stay sexy!
I like men with thick mustaches
A shiny shaved head and Ray-Ban sunglasses.
I like men with handlebar curls
Twirl your hair with your finger and faint do the girls.
I like a chin strap to go along with the line
You spent all morning on,
Damn! It looks fine.
I like the chin rash you gave me,
It’s a sign of the times,
No one’s shaving!
But I don’t like a goatee to go with the do,
It’s a patch that’s floating
Looks like you used super glue.
I like em grown out, tamed, or wild,
I like my mustaches hot and not mild!
I like the patch of grey you try to hide with your smile,
It’s alright man everyone gets old after a while.
You’re a silver fox with a tiny bit of stubble
YES you can buy me a drink and make it a double.
I like your fox trot and the way you shake your booty
But your face is too fresh
You look like Rudy!
I like a man who gets down and dirty,
A real tough man
Who’s not afraid to get flirty.
I like em black, blonde, and brown
And if you give me a wink,
I’ll come right around.
Borat, Trebek, Mario, Luigi
Ditka, Zappa, but sadly not Weezy.
Crosby, Burt Reynolds and Sgt Floyd Pepper
Hulk Hogan, Ned Flanders, the list’s getting better!
Cap’n Crunch, Tom Selleck, Eddie Murphy, and Yanni
But my favorite of all has to be Salvador Dali!
So with your fist in the ai
And some face on your hair
Pump those fists real tight
And we’ll have a good night
We won’t give in, Cancer,
Not without a fight!
-LUNCHBOX
Tags: air guitar, cancer, flavor saver, Movember, mustache, mustaches vs cancer, Romeo Dance Cheetah, The Flavor Savers
